āRome,ā Laurence Olivier’s Crassus declared in Stanley Kubrickās āSpartacus,ā āis an eternal thought in the mind of God.ā
Lately, it has been on mortal minds as well.
Last year, a Swedish influencer on TikTok urged women to ask the men in their lives how often they thought about the ancient empire. The casual poll became a viral worldwide meme, with the surprising answers ranging from āthree or four times a monthā to āat least once a day.ā
This year, the toga partyās only grown.
Francis Ford Coppolaās āMegalopolisā envisioned a futuristic Rome/Manhattan hybrid, full of palace plots and bread-and-circus entertainments. Tinto Brassā much-reviled 1979 āCaligulaā got a restoration and a re-release (although not much renewed respect).
And reaching theaters on Nov. 22 is āGladiator II,ā Ridley Scottās nearly 25-years-late sequel to his sword-and-sandal epic about revenge and redemption in the Colosseum.
Whether or not you thought much about the Roman Empire before, Hollywood obviously hopes it will be on your mind at least through the next few weeks at the box office.
Frankly, that may be a struggle. Scott has always been a superb image-maker, and his new film is full of startling visuals ā ferocious sea battles, a charging rhino, vast cityscapes. But the picture it draws the most clearly is one of the changing big-studio film ā what that art form has lost over the last few decades, and what it has replaced it with.
Like most scripts, the one for the original āGladiatorā had several people’s fingerprints on it, but the smartest changes came from John Logan, a Tony-winning playwright. He pared and polished the screenplay down to a point as sharp as the tip of a spear: Our hero seeks revenge on the villain who has slaughtered his family.
Add to it Russell Crowe, in one of his iconic, dangerous, wounded-bear roles ā slow to provoke, impossible to call off ā and you had a modern classic.
The script for āGladiator IIā is by David Scarpa, who last collaborated with Scott on the sometimes dazzling, sometimes delirious āNapoleon.ā And it offers a similar mix of spectacular set pieces and confused characterizations. Set some two decades after the first film (which replays, in flashback images, under the credits), it is the story of Crowe’s character’s grown son, who had been sent into African exile at age 12, after his fatherās death.
And years later, when a Roman invasion leaves his wife dead, and him sold into slavery, it is back to the Colosseum, to look for retribution.
The story hits the same plot points as the original, yet without their ready plausibility or emotional logic. The first hero had his innocent family ravaged, tortured and killed; the second lost his wife ā a skilled soldier ā in battle. His grief may be no less, but it is harder to empathize with his blind lust for vengeance. (Just as itās difficult to accept that a fearful mother would hide her young son on a different continent ā and then essentially forget about him.)
The loss of Crowe is also a blow. Obviously, there was no way to bring him back for the lead (although there was a faltering, far-fetched sequel idea years ago, to have his character return as some sort of immortal warrior). But as much of an impression as Paul Mescal has made in art films like āAftersunā and āAll of Us Strangers,ā he doesnāt have the charisma necessary for an outsized role like this. He canāt instantly draw us in and make us care.
Co-star Pedro Pascal fares better, as the initial focus of Mescalās (misplaced) anger; he has the truly gritty gravitas of a weary soldier. But the most interesting characters in dramas are people who want something and, for most of the film, Pascalās general is essentially someone who doesnāt want anything, unless itās not to be a general anymore. He is a poor target for Mescalās vengeance ā an object of hatred who doesnāt hate back. Only too late in the film does he take a more active role.
The one true delight in the movie is Denzel Washington, playing the sort of behind-the-scenes conniver that actors like Herbert Lom and Peter Ustinov used to portray in pictures like these. Declaiming his lines as if he were back in āMacbeth,ā swirling his robes and chuckling mirthlessly, Washington steals every scene heās in, even if itās mostly petty theft.
But if āGladiator IIā is proof that this is an era in which studio films value spectacle over drama, that approach also throws its shortcomings into starker relief.
Scott can still stage thrilling action scenes (the battles in āNapoleonā were the only parts of that film fully beyond reproach). But modern cinemaās over-reliance on CGIās exaggerated effects gives this sequel an unreal feel the original didnāt have.
The wide shots of a sprawling Rome look like a video game, not a real city; the ferocious baboons unleashed in the Colosseum look like sci-fi movie monsters.
And while the filmās look is disturbingly modern, its sentiments are distressingly old. No one needs an excruciatingly politically correct look at the Roman Empire, but that culture was far more tolerant of gay life than America is today. Do we really need a story in which nearly every villain is either gay or bisexual? Where effeminacy equals evil? The simpering Roman predator trope goes back at least as far as Charles Laughtonās Nero in 1932ās āThe Sign of the Cross,ā but mincing monsters arenāt the exception here, theyāre the rule. (It is notable that Coppola repeats the stereotype in āMegalopolis,ā which features Shia LaBeouf in drag.)
It is worth wondering, perhaps, why those characters have made a comeback. Or, better yet, why the Roman Empire seems to have invaded our thoughts recently. Is it because, at our most pessimistic, we see signs of its decline ā a great nation losing its way and purpose, distracting its population with vulgar entertainments ā in our current situation? That we see descendants of its vain, selfish and ultimately destructive emperors in our own gold-plated billionaire class? That some of us are beginning to hear the barbarians at the gate?
You donāt need to be a soothsayer to answer that one.
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