
JONATHAN HINTERBERGER
Nathaniel Kent and Kelsey Roberts co-star in “5 Times in One Night’ at Mile Square Theatre in Hoboken, through March 15.
If itâs true that even bad sex is good, then the revival of Chiara Atikâs 2015 comedy â5 Times in One Nightâ at Mile Square Theatre in Hoboken adds that even good sex can be awkward, embarrassing, complicated, dangerous and, of course, funny.
Subtitled âA Hilarious Exploration of Sex Through the Ages,â â5 Timesâ is actually five short one-act plays that take us from Creation to a post-apocalyptic future. Nathaniel Kent and Kelsey Roberts play all the roles. Heâs schlubby, chubby and bearded; sheâs pert, perky and petite. Together, they personify Woody Allenâs observation that âmen learn to love the woman they are attracted to; women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.â
The set represents the walls of what looks like a fairy-tale cottage covered with twisting vines, with a few simple pieces of furniture. The actors step outside those walls to change clothes between each act, providing the audience a chance to take a breath and reset its collective imagination. In fact, some of the best moments of the evening come in these interludes. Kent and Roberts have a wonderful chemistry and bring a beaming enthusiasm to the moments when theyâre changing across the stage from one another and getting ready for the next scene. You can tell theyâre really excited and enjoying every minute, and that canât help but be infectious.
The first act takes place in the near future, inside the bunker of Mel and Djuna, the only two people left alive after a nuclear holocaust. Theyâre surviving, but independently. Mel suggests that they might want to think about having sex so they can repopulate the planet. Djuna wonders how the math of that would work (âweâd need to have at least two kids, and then they âŚâ), but also, sheâs just not into him âthat way.â The humor comes from the fact that even after society has destroyed itself, heâs still bound by 21st Century boundaries; thereâs no one left to care, but he doesnât want to come off as an uncool cad. They eventually reawaken their sex drive by imagining the mundane sounds of civilization they once took for granted, like the annoying buzz of a lawnmower or the rhythmic whoosh of sprinklers.

Kelsey Roberts and Nathaniel Kent in “5 Times in One Night.”
The second sketch, set in a contemporary apartment, has Kent and Roberts playing a couple who hooked up and then broke up; now sheâs pregnant and about to have an abortion, and theyâre keeping each other company until they go to the clinic in the morning. She wants to have sex; he thinks that would be weird. Heâs willing to take responsibility for the baby; she wants no part of motherhood. She loves him; heâs not that into her. Neither wants to hurt the other, yet theyâre both hurting deeply.
In the third (and my favorite) sketch, the couple portray the legendary lovers Abelard and Heloise, whose 12th Century correspondence is delivered like modern day text messages. The play has fun juxtaposing medieval mores with modern slang, and the actors are truly delightful, even if the star-crossed romance ends up with poor Abelard castrated and alone, and Heloise exiled to a nunnery.
Another contemporary sketch portrays a happily married couple whose sex life has hit a slump. She suggests rough sex; his #MeToo sensibility canât deal with the idea of hitting or choking her, even consensually.
Since the first sketch presented the end of time, itâs only fitting that the last sketch takes us back to the dawn of Creation, as we watch Adam and Eve literally invent sex. This is the bawdiest act of the night, and the funniest as well. Melissa Firlitâs sharp direction finds our couple discovering all sorts of inventive positions, rolling on the floor as they bite and lick each other and realize where those weird parts each has fit together.
The Mile Square Theatre always satisfies with its comedies. I saw Roberts there not too long ago in the theaterâs holiday production, âA Merry Little Christmas Carol,â which put a clever spin on the Dickens classic. Similarly, â5 Times in One Nightâ delivers a breezy 90 minutes of giggles and guffaws â quality theater at a budget price.
Woody Allen also said, âlife doesnât imitate art, it imitates bad television.â This production mimics good television: The chemistry of âWill And Grace,â the physical comedy of âI Love Lucy,â the pratfalls and foibles of âSeinfeld.â And theater beats television every time. Whatâs not to like?
Mile Square Theatre in Hoboken presents â5 Times in One Nightâ on Wednesdays through Saturdays at 8 p.m. and on Sundays at 3 p.m. through March 15. Visit milesquaretheatre.org.
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